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Saturday, 5 March 2011

Ode To An Ex

Found in an old chat log.

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I'm always wrong and you're always right,
When I come looking you're out of sight!
I could be done with your rapidfire crap,
But I'm only waiting for the jaws of the trap!

When you talk so much you fucking blink
Like a skunk let loose a quick fucking stink.
You think you're a smart and pretty lass but
Your birdbrain's buried in yo ex's horny ass.

Throwing pillows like you're a cute little girl
Show babydoll your bra and she's gonna hurl
We're waiting to yell when you walk down that street
Reply beetch! Reply beetch!

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