On height

M: Ahh OK

So you're my age now.

How does it feel?

B: hahahahahah!

i feel no difference :P

M: Really? I feel young all of a sudden just because I'm just as old as you are! :D

B: :)

:D

M: I wish I was 5' 5" though

B: why so?

so short?

M: Being so tall, it's not easy for me to hide from the outside world a=or find loneliness in both the excessive size of a jacket as well as the width of a normal mattress

:(

B: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M: :P

You should appreciate your height!

B: oh really???

M: The grass is always greener on the other side, and looking at you from my side, I wish I was short and diminutive, from where I do not have to face any demands of being stylish while being as stylish as I can be without suffering the comments of the holier-than-thou fashionistas.